The Stealthy Penguin

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!
(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.
human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER
HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING
I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

Posted on 23 July, 2014
Reblogged from transhumanisticpanspermia  Source blackyote

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

Posted on 23 July, 2014
Reblogged from dontaskwells  Source shingeki-no-unicorns

Posted on 23 July, 2014
Reblogged from dontaskwells  Source andrewneilblog

Posted on 21 July, 2014
Reblogged from transhumanisticpanspermia  Source cornerof5thandvermouth

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

skyelentnight:

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

image

My goal in the acting career: to make a fool of myself in the background

Posted on 15 July, 2014
Reblogged from shadowarcher  Source BuzzFeed

syfycity:

This Was a Kids’ Show?

Posted on 15 July, 2014
Reblogged from syfycity  

nothisiscarlie:

“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”

#this is why the books are better

Posted on 15 July, 2014
Reblogged from wintersmight  Source gallifreyfalls

Posted on 14 July, 2014
Reblogged from shadowarcher  Source sizvideos

Reblog if you DISLIKE Justin Bieber

z-chromosome:

piertotum-locomottor:

just-an-oh:

coffee-for-lelia:

paranormal-rebel:

randomfatechidna:

comeonbruh:

shanzadi:

holy shit, the notes….

image

This has more notes than the ‘Make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged pic on tumblr’

1 million more than the last time this crossed my dash.

lol you can still see the notes though.

for years…FOR FUCKING YEARS…I’ve been waiting for any of u in tumblr post this

image

Posted on 14 July, 2014
Reblogged from shadowarcher  Source inthemidstofmonsters

Posted on 13 July, 2014
Reblogged from mordoors  Source sogaysoalive


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