The Stealthy Penguin

Posted on 14 September, 2014
Reblogged from lupidirigenitrix  Source breakourbones

ben-c:

this is the most fucking embarrassing post on this entire fucking site please burn it immediately

Posted on 14 September, 2014
Reblogged from aerynmoon  Source weheartit.com

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

mirkwoodling:

when people dont like lord of the rings because the movies are ‘long’

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when people dont like lord of the rings because it  has ‘too much fighting’

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when people dont like lord of the rings

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people

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Lord of the Rings

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Posted on 14 September, 2014
Reblogged from not-thefunniestblog  Source wrathandruin

Posted on 14 September, 2014
Reblogged from aerynmoon  Source what-rabbit-hole

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

Posted on 14 September, 2014
Reblogged from transhumanisticpanspermia  Source prokopetz

Posted on 14 September, 2014
Reblogged from kelvgrundy  Source patheticjunkies

youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

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Posted on 14 September, 2014
Reblogged from transhumanisticpanspermia  Source youcanfuckingbiteme

the-great-snape-debate:

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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I’m laughing way to hard at this …. xD

Posted on 14 September, 2014
Reblogged from transhumanisticpanspermia  Source otterly-riddikulus

Posted on 14 September, 2014
Reblogged from transhumanisticpanspermia  Source micdotcom

Posted on 13 September, 2014
Reblogged from laughingsquid  


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