The Stealthy Penguin

valkubus:

mycroftsbooty:

shslspookyscary:

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

something really important

what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

a pharmacy

yeah it’s really only funny in french

Posted on 12 April, 2014
Reblogged from wintersmight  

36 Things You Obviously Need In Your New Home

beben-eleben:

A Fire Pit IN THE POOL

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A Door That Turns into a Ping-Pong Table

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Chilled Produce Drawers in the Kitchen

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A Wine Cellar Trap Door

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 A Sleepover Room

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A Door Handle That Automatically Turns Off Electricity and Gas When You Leave

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A Swing-Set Dining Table

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A Built-In TV for the Bathtub

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A Glass-Encased Fireplace

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 A Loft Hammock

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A Hot Tub That Flows from the Inside to Outside

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A Huge Round Bedroom Window

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A Stained-Glass Door

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A Library Staircase/Slide

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A Bone-Shaped Pool for Your Dog

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Posted on 10 April, 2014
Reblogged from pizza  Source beben-eleben

kristacracy:

eat-sleep-and-dream-music:

walkinghalfdead:

My name might as well be “New years resolution” because no one’s going to do me

but they continue to hope that maybe one day they will be able to

sO FUCKING SMOOTH

Posted on 10 April, 2014
Reblogged from pizza  Source marypoppinthatpussy

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

Posted on 10 April, 2014
Reblogged from lolsofunny  Source annabellehector

naturaltori:

dads lmao

Posted on 10 April, 2014
Reblogged from lolsofunny  Source ForGIFs.com

Posted on 10 April, 2014
Reblogged from laughingsquid  

conventionalvampire:

wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

oLD GREGG THO

Posted on 10 April, 2014
Reblogged from mordoors  Source iwishihadafather

Posted on 10 April, 2014
Reblogged from mordoors  Source funnybutt

tehjakers:

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:








Remember when Obama brought them home?



This post got so much better

Remember how he didn’t send them over there in the first fucking place?!

Posted on 10 April, 2014
Reblogged from dontaskwells  Source statigr.am

Posted on 9 April, 2014
Reblogged from shadowarcher  Source paultervoorde


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