The Stealthy Penguin

jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from mordoors  Source mahoganyclaus

Emperor’s New College

tokyodoll13:

English Majors:

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Architecture Majors:

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Music Majors:

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Engineering Majors:

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Mathematics Majors:

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Theater Majors:

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Latin American Studies Majors:

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Linguistics Majors:

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History Majors:

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Religious Studies Majors:

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Law Students:

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Chemistry Majors:

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Women & Gender Studies Majors:

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Anthropology Majors:

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Sociology Majors:

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Philosophy Majors:

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Geology Majors:

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Economics Majors:

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Classics Majors:

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Government Majors:

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Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from lolsofunny  Source tokyodoll13

Posted on 23 April, 2014
Reblogged from shadowarcher  Source psychopopwebcomics

valkubus:

mycroftsbooty:

shslspookyscary:

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

something really important

what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

a pharmacy

yeah it’s really only funny in french

Posted on 12 April, 2014
Reblogged from wintersmight  

36 Things You Obviously Need In Your New Home

beben-eleben:

A Fire Pit IN THE POOL

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A Door That Turns into a Ping-Pong Table

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Chilled Produce Drawers in the Kitchen

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A Wine Cellar Trap Door

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 A Sleepover Room

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A Door Handle That Automatically Turns Off Electricity and Gas When You Leave

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A Swing-Set Dining Table

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A Built-In TV for the Bathtub

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A Glass-Encased Fireplace

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 A Loft Hammock

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A Hot Tub That Flows from the Inside to Outside

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A Huge Round Bedroom Window

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A Stained-Glass Door

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A Library Staircase/Slide

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A Bone-Shaped Pool for Your Dog

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Posted on 10 April, 2014
Reblogged from pizza  Source beben-eleben

kristacracy:

eat-sleep-and-dream-music:

walkinghalfdead:

My name might as well be “New years resolution” because no one’s going to do me

but they continue to hope that maybe one day they will be able to

sO FUCKING SMOOTH

Posted on 10 April, 2014
Reblogged from pizza  Source marypoppinthatpussy

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

Posted on 10 April, 2014
Reblogged from lolsofunny  Source annabellehector

naturaltori:

dads lmao

Posted on 10 April, 2014
Reblogged from lolsofunny  Source ForGIFs.com

Posted on 10 April, 2014
Reblogged from laughingsquid  

conventionalvampire:

wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

oLD GREGG THO

Posted on 10 April, 2014
Reblogged from mordoors  Source iwishihadafather


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